large cig with lighter charm

She’s bigger. She’s bolder. She brought her own lighter. 🚬✨

Meet the actual life sized handmade beaded cig you definitely don't need but are probably going to buy anyway. Paired with a tiny gold lighter charm, she’s a walking contradiction: completely useless, wildly unnecessary, and somehow the best thing you’ve ever owned. 

Crafted bead by bead with our own two hands, this little vice is here to make a statement, and that statement is “Yes, I don’t actually smoke cigarettes but own a beaded cig with a tiny gold lighter. Thanks for noticing.”

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING - looks real when held to mouth. Will attract double takes from strangers* 

Just one gloriously actual life sized beaded cig and her tiny gold lighter sidekick.

The details:
• Handmade actual life sized beaded cigarette
• Paired with a tiny gold lighter charm
• Clips onto keys, bags, phones, or whatever needs a little chaos
• Each cigarette is handmade, so no two are exactly alike
• Makes an excellent gift for your funniest, chicest, most delightfully unwell friend

Because subtlety is overrated, and apparently your purse needed a cig.

Bad decisions not guaranteed. Results may vary.

How long will my order take to ship?

We typically ship within 3–5 business days. We're a tiny operation, not Amazon Prime, and every order gets the attention it deserves before heading your way.

Once your order ships, you'll receive tracking information so you can obsessively refresh it like the rest of us.

Do you accept returns or exchanges?

Generally, no. Because our pieces are handmade and made with obsession, all sales are final.

That said, if we made a mistake or your order arrives damaged, please reach out within 7 days of delivery with photos, and we'll make it right.